Episodes

Sunday Feb 12, 2023
Epiosde 64 - Speaking of Other People Who Died: F*ck 2022
Sunday Feb 12, 2023
Sunday Feb 12, 2023
We’re not! We are still alive and here to talk about the absolute shitshow that was 2022. Buckle up, folks, it’s a mostly bumpy ride. But hey, at least the Queen died!

Sunday Aug 07, 2022
Episode 63 - Formula 1: Piastri Disastri
Sunday Aug 07, 2022
Sunday Aug 07, 2022
It’s lights out on the first half of the Formula 1 season and away we go with the summer break silly season! That’s right babies, it’s another F1 episode. This time we catch y’all up on all the drama that has occurred in the two (2) days of F1’s summer break (as of recording this ep.) as well as some of our highlights throughout the season thus far. If you’re looking for a technical, factual review of the F1 2022 season, this isn’t it. But if you’re looking for something stupid, horny, and anti-racist/anti-imperialist, we’re your heauxs!
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Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Episode 62 - Kenobi: This Ep. Is About Kenobi
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Ew, we’re talking about Star Wars. But first we have to be haters for like, 40 minutes because we are who we are. We eventually get to talking about Kenobi, we promise. And when we do it’s nothing but love from then on. Join us as we talk about the true keys to Star Wars (hint: it’s love & trauma), emotional catharsis, unintentionally unpack some childhood trauma because we got too emotional about Little Leia just getting to be a kid, and get ready for Darth Vader’s Reputation Era.
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Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink

Tuesday Jun 07, 2022
Episode 61 - Arcane: Imagine... Dragons
Tuesday Jun 07, 2022
Tuesday Jun 07, 2022
JACLYN’S BACK AND READY TO TALK ABOUT HOT LESBIANS! That’s right, babies, we’re talking about Arcane! Join us (but mostly Jess and Jaclyn) as we deep dive into the story of Arcane, the music, the art, and characters like Vi (hot), Caitlyn (hot), Jinx (traumatized), and Jayce (THE WORST). Jess gets horny for Silco, Jaclyn makes beautiful & insightful commentary on a show based on a shitty video game, and Abby eats chicken nuggets and occasionally talks about how hot the women of the show are. The perfect LBT episode.
Follow Jaclyn: @Jbandos
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Friday Mar 25, 2022
Episode 60 - Formula 1: The Ferraris Should Kiss
Friday Mar 25, 2022
Friday Mar 25, 2022
IT’S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO WITH THE LONG ANTICIPATED JESS AND ABBY’S GUIDE TO FORMULA ONE!!!! Join us as we introduce you to our version of the most popular motorsport in the world. Spoiler alert: It’s horny. If you’re looking to genuinely learn about the sport of F1, this is not the pod for you. Or if you’re a Max Verstappen/Red Bull/Christian Horner fan. Go away. Team LH 5ever.
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Thursday Mar 17, 2022
Episode 59 - Derry Girls: Nasty Tongue People
Thursday Mar 17, 2022
Thursday Mar 17, 2022
Russ is here and we’re talking about the best show ever, Derry Girls! Join us as we figure out why we, a bunch of Americans, relate so heavily to a group of Irish Catholic girls growing up at the end of The Troubles in Derry. Also Abby talks about being Catholic (sorry) and triggers the Protestants (not sorry). Never forget that Protestants hate ABBA and we are all Derry Girls <3
Follow Russ: @ClockwiseTurnip
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Friday Feb 11, 2022
Episode 58 - My Star Wars Hates Me
Friday Feb 11, 2022
Friday Feb 11, 2022
Listen, we’d love to not be a Star Wars podcast anymore but Star Wars (& Star Wars fandom) keeps showing its whole ass so here we are. Join us as we talk about The Footnotes of Boba Fett and scream about bad storytelling, Temuera Morrison not getting to be the star of his own show, and transphobia within LFL & Star Wars fandom regarding Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka Tano. Don’t worry, we still manage to make this horny though. Gotta stay on brand.
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Sunday Jan 23, 2022
Episode 57 - Jean to My Jorts
Sunday Jan 23, 2022
Sunday Jan 23, 2022
2021 sure was a year! Let’s recap it with the only coping skill (and maybe our first line of defense against COVID) we have: the devil’s lettuce. From insurrections to Nicki Minaj’s friend’s cousin’s testicles to buttering cats, we’ve got it all. In loving memory of Betty White and the Boat that got stuck in the Suez.

Monday Dec 13, 2021
Rosé Till Christmas Day: Christmas on the Ranch
Monday Dec 13, 2021
Monday Dec 13, 2021
Howdy Christmas Cowfolks! This week we continue our bad southern accents and review Tello's Christmas on the Ranch! Join Emma and Abby as they love on lesbians, bemoan the idea that a strong social media presence isn't necessary for a business, and get a little horny for the holidays. Enjoy!
Next Week: A Castle for Christmas & A Christmas Dance Reunion

Saturday Nov 27, 2021
Rosé Till Christmas Day: Dolly Parton‘s Christmas on the Square
Saturday Nov 27, 2021
Saturday Nov 27, 2021
Howdy Dolly Lovers! This week Abby and Emma review Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square: a very musical-y musical that is 100% queer culture because Dolly Parton and Christine Baranski are in it. Enjoy!
Next Week: Christmas on the Ranch