Lousy Beautiful Town: A Star Wars Podcast
Episode 53 - you know, your robot boiii

Episode 53 - you know, your robot boiii

March 12, 2021
  1. Oh hey look, Ash is back. AND THEY’RE STILL MAKING US SAD. But also we’re chaotic as fuck god damn it jessica get out of here       yes yes how does this always happen
  2. NO
  3. fine       you better leave this as the bio cause i’m not editing it now
  4. fuck u
  5. No fuck YOU
  6. ARBY
  7. I HATE YOU
  8. Watch wandavision wa-wanda vision
Episode 52 - We Need the Cheadle

Episode 52 - We Need the Cheadle

February 21, 2021

In a world where a character loses their actor because of their actor’s garbage behavior and is in need of replacement, there is only one man we can call. One man renowned for his skills in replacing actors in the Jon Favreau Cinematic Universe. One man who isnt transphobic and doesn’t compare being conservative to being a Jewish person in the holocaust. One man who isnt an anti-masker. One man who has stolen our hearts time and time again. That man? Don Cheadle. Join our cause to recast Cara Dune as Don Cheadle. He’s the only man for the job. We need the Cheadle. Yes we can.  (also we answer your questions)    

Books mentioned in this episode:

Red, White, & Royal Blue by Casey McQuinston

Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas

Lady Hotspur by Tessa Gratton

The Daevabad Trilogy by S. A. Chakraborty

Incendiary by Zoraida Cordova

Legendborn by Tracy Deonn

Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

and...

The Crystal Star by Vonda N. McIntyre

 

 

Follow us on Twitter:  @LBTpod, @spacejessss, @arbymcecilia

Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod

Episode 51 - Not in My Good Christian Mandalorian Headcanons

Episode 51 - Not in My Good Christian Mandalorian Headcanons

January 8, 2021

Ash is back and chaos continues to reign! Join us as a conversation about our overall thoughts on Mando season 2 turns into our Luke Skywalker x Din Djarin headcanons. Also Boba Fett is Din’s best friend, he’s amazing, and HE DROVE ME HERE.

Find Ash: @RoguePodron

Rosé Till Christmas Day: A New York Christmas Wedding

Rosé Till Christmas Day: A New York Christmas Wedding

January 4, 2021

It's Christmasy, queer, and Catholic... Which basically means A New York Christmas Wedding was made specifically for Abby. Join us with our terrible New Yorker accents as we talk about love, time travel, creepy guardian angels, and the holy sacrament of Eucharist being a GAYS ONLY EVENT, NO HETS ALLOWED.

 

Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay

 

Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com

 

Emma: @EMfys_Nest

 

Abby: @abbymcecilia

Episode 50 - Ahsoka Also Has a Big Fat Dick

Episode 50 - Ahsoka Also Has a Big Fat Dick

December 28, 2020

JACLYN’S BACK AND WITH A VENGENCE!!!!!! Join your favorite host, and also Jess and Abby, as we talk about the Ahsoka episode and how much we hate it. We’re ready to fight Jon and Dave, but honestly what else is new? And then we get way off track and talk about anything but the Ahsoka episode because it is literally that forgettable. COOL.

**SPOILERS for the entirety of The Mandalorian because we make the rules**

Find Jaclyn: @JBandos

Episode 49 - H0RNY4B0KAT4N

Episode 49 - H0RNY4B0KAT4N

December 19, 2020

Dank ferrik, Abby is horny for Bo-Katan. And Sasha Banks. And Fennec Shand. And Din Djarin. And Hayden Christensen in his Vader bath. Jess says some things too that I can’t remember— I just mostly remember being thirsty af. Oh, and as always, fuck Gina Carano 💜 (but not that way)

 

Also, yes we know we are behind on Mando discussion, but there's a fucking pandemic! We discuss *spoilers* for the entire season, but are focusing on Chapters 11 and 12. 

 

Follow us on Twitter: 

@LBTpod,

@spacejessss

@abbymcecilia

Patreon: http://patreon.com/lousybeautifulpod

Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com

Rosé Till Christmas Day: Lez Bomb & Happiest Season

Rosé Till Christmas Day: Lez Bomb & Happiest Season

December 8, 2020

NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS HAPPY. NOTHING. WE HATE HAPPIEST SEASON. SO MUCH. THE GAYS DESERVE BETTER. 

 

and eh. Lez Bomb was fine.

 

Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay

 

Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com

 

Emma: @EMfys_Nest

 

Abby: @abbymcecilia

Episode 48 - The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special Live-Watch

Episode 48 - The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special Live-Watch

November 28, 2020

'Twas the night of LEGO Star Wars, and all through the pod

Jess and Abby were excited, which was rather odd;

The two hate Star Wars and don't really care

But the promise of LEGO Christmas gave them a fuck to spare.

 

They asked their friend Emma to join in the fun,

And she said, "of course!" faster than Han Solo flew the Kessel Run.

Gathered on Discord, did Emma, Abby, and Jess

And all three exclaimed, "God bless this hot mess!"

 

With their friends on the Falcon, so lively and gay

Star Wars was fun again, especially with Rey.

They laughed, cried, and cheered as characters came

The trio couldn't help but call them by name.

 

"Now Sebulba! now, Anakin! now, Maul and Mando!

On, Obi-Wan! On, Leia! on, on Maz and Lando!

Out from the portal! Out from the ship!

All gathered together to share a tip-yip!"

 

Their faces all hurt from smiling with glee;

It was the best Star War ever, the three could agree.

With hearts full of laughter they exclaimed with all their might,

"Happy Life Day to all! And to all a good-night!"

 

Starring:
Emma as Herself

Abby as Herself

Jess as Herself

And Introducing:

Chris as The Light Guy 

 

Find Emma on all the things: @EMfys_Nest, @SapphicSkywalk, @RoseTillXMasDay

 

Follow us on Twitter:

@LBTPod

@spacejessss

@abbymcecilia

Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod 

Rosé Till Christmas Day: Christmas on Wheels & A Timeless Christmas

Rosé Till Christmas Day: Christmas on Wheels & A Timeless Christmas

November 28, 2020

It's a double feature week with offerings from the cheesiest of Christmas production houses: Lifetime and Hallmark. Emma and Abby sit down to discuss haunted cars that kill homophobes and the gift of Christmas... eggplant. 

 

Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay

Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com

Emma: @EMfys_Nest

Abby: @abbymcecilia

Episode 47 -Out with Transphobes, In with Frog Ladies

Episode 47 -Out with Transphobes, In with Frog Ladies

November 16, 2020

(Jess speaking Jess) (Abby replying in Abby) (Jess making excellent point in Jess) (Abby laughing in Abby) (Jess cackling in Jess) (Abby snorting in Abby) (Jess and Abby screaming simultaneously in Jess and Abby) (Jess and Abby being horny in Jess and Abby) (Abby being gay in Abby) (Jess being unfortunately straight in Jess) (Frog Lady speaking Frog)

 

(Also here is the video we discuss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaW72ZchK6M)

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